So since I acquired a tiny little food processor/chopper around Christmas, I have realized that there is no longer any need to buy salsa. Ever. I haven’t experimented with trying different kinds of salsas yet because I mostly just love really spicy, tomato-y, cilantro-y salsa, so I’m still working on getting tired of putting that on everything (like my breakfast of potatoes and eggs this morning).
So, for anyone who has even a tiny food processor at their disposal, there is no longer any need to consume that substance known as Pace Picante, which seems to have a half life of about 10,000 years. It only takes about 10 minutes to make your own salsa, and you can make it spicy as hell. You can probably make this with fresh tomatoes as well, but you should squeeze a lot of the juice out first because in my experience blended fresh tomatoes = very watery salsa.
Everyday Tomato Salsa
1 can diced tomatoes
1 cup chopped cilantro
1 jalapeno, chopped with seeds removed
¼ of a red onion
1 teaspoon chili powder
1 clove garlic
1 teaspoon hot sauce (Louisiana, Cholula, etc.)
Juice of ¼ of a lime
1. Put all the ingredients in your food processor/chopper
2. Process/chop it up real nice
3. Eat it on any one of the five million things that salsa is good on. Preferably a burrito, though.